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The Top Ten Excuses For Not Doing Your Math Homework

The Top Ten Excuses For Not Doing Your Math Homework
#10. Galileo didn't know calculus; what do I need it for?
#9. "A math addict stole my homework. When they arrested him,
they discovered Mr. Pleacher had been his teacher."
#8. I'm taking physics and the homework in there seemed to involve
math, so I thought I could just do that instead.
#7. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.
#6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
#5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove
that it converged.
#4. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
I couldn't actually reach it.
(I reached half way, and then half of that, and then ...)
#3. I couldn't figure out whether
i am the square root of negative one or
i is the square root of negative one.
#2. It was Einstein's birthday and pi day
and we had this big celebration!
(This only works for March 14)

#1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

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